I am Kurt Brown, alias Saint Ram Bone, surviving FDIC bank examiner and investigative journalist. I am after my near death or death experience under federal authorities, the F-DIC Clown, and I am the Board of Directors (BOD), or the Better Off Dead (BOD), of the F-DIC Clown Club. I am standing in for Mass'a Shee-it while she he or IT gets its ax together.

I can not die due to the fact that the government has killed me with heart experiments, but I feel nauseated if I am not laughing. So I brought my lazy F-DIC clown prostitute and wife, Sweet Carol of the ARD F-DIC club, and with her Snatch That is a Possum, we find a Zagnut Bar in her holy holy and his snarling snout. Snatch is former Mob AL Sheriff. I got him terminated. Some say to me on a dogbreath street, Dog Will Hunt. I am not a dog. I am a vulture because I feel like I am going to puke. F-DIC Clown can make or break your holiday. Sweet Carol is a blow up sex doll with hair like a dog, and I am the F-DIC clown and I can be grade G, Wink, or grade A which is painted and in the rough.. No funny stuff, unless....oh never mind. Here is one of my acts. Real life stuff. I love French Speaking Women. I am the F-DIC party clown.

In my favorite skit with Sheriff Snatch the Fairy Possum and Sweet Carol ARD F-DIC Boss a Blow Up Play Girl. The possum is eating a Zagnut from the candy hole and the F-DIC Party Clown is checking her anal temperature by inserting butter nuts and waiting for them to pass out her. I ask Sweet Carol if she is sweet and she says, "I have a Zagnut in my candy hole and a butter nut eater at my back door. You know she's sweet, push!." Sweet Carol has a mass of caramel all over the plate.

• Location: New Orleans to the Big Easy Bug Hole
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